About Me
I don’t just read Tarot—I extract and deliver the message you didn't know you were looking for.
It began in the haze of an ’80s dorm room, a late-night party shifting into something darker, stranger. A Rider-Waite deck hit the table, and I—drunk on curiosity—took the lead. We followed the Celtic Cross like good little seekers, laughing at first… until the cards spilled truth like blood.
When I hit Tim’s secret fears, the room froze. His father’s silence, his hunger for approval—it vomited out of me before I could stop it. He recoiled. “How do you know that?!” The air turned to knives. That’s when I realized:
Tarot isn’t a game. It’s a back-alley surgery for the soul.
So I became a digger of symbols, a collector of decks, and a collaborator with the archetypes that weave through the cards. I’m obsessed with the glorious alchemy of Tarot--
how it transmutes shame into power, wounds into maps, and bullshit into revelation.
Now? I’m a Dirty Alchemist. I don’t do “safe” readings. I forge mirrors that show your rust and gold, create art that claws at the subconscious, and yes—I’ll still tell you the ugly truth if the cards demand it.
Bring your questions. Bring your shadows. Let’s stir the cauldron.
WHY DIRTY ALCHEMY?
Dirty = The raw, unfiltered truth. The parts of Tarot that scrape bone.
Alchemy = The sacred process of turning leaden fears into golden clarity.
WHAT I OFFER:
Tarot readings that pull no punches (but leave you with fire, not ashes).
Art & collaborations with crystal jewelry, tarot art, magical perfumes, and talismans for fellow magical seekers.
Workshops & deep dives—for those who want to get in deep, and reshape their future.
Welcome to the crucible.
It began in the haze of an ’80s dorm room, a late-night party shifting into something darker, stranger. A Rider-Waite deck hit the table, and I—drunk on curiosity—took the lead. We followed the Celtic Cross like good little seekers, laughing at first… until the cards spilled truth like blood.
When I hit Tim’s secret fears, the room froze. His father’s silence, his hunger for approval—it vomited out of me before I could stop it. He recoiled. “How do you know that?!” The air turned to knives. That’s when I realized:
Tarot isn’t a game. It’s a back-alley surgery for the soul.
So I became a digger of symbols, a collector of decks, and a collaborator with the archetypes that weave through the cards. I’m obsessed with the glorious alchemy of Tarot--
how it transmutes shame into power, wounds into maps, and bullshit into revelation.
Now? I’m a Dirty Alchemist. I don’t do “safe” readings. I forge mirrors that show your rust and gold, create art that claws at the subconscious, and yes—I’ll still tell you the ugly truth if the cards demand it.
Bring your questions. Bring your shadows. Let’s stir the cauldron.
WHY DIRTY ALCHEMY?
Dirty = The raw, unfiltered truth. The parts of Tarot that scrape bone.
Alchemy = The sacred process of turning leaden fears into golden clarity.
WHAT I OFFER:
Tarot readings that pull no punches (but leave you with fire, not ashes).
Art & collaborations with crystal jewelry, tarot art, magical perfumes, and talismans for fellow magical seekers.
Workshops & deep dives—for those who want to get in deep, and reshape their future.
Welcome to the crucible.
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I always look for new ways to bring my tarot obsession to the everyday! Keychains, candles, tapestries, and t-shirts are some of the fun projects I have been creating. I have also been using the Tarot to create personal PowerScents and Tarot rituals for manifesting.
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Through tarot, we can discover our connection to our Higher Self and gain profound
insights and clear truths. Are you prepared to look deep into yourself and rediscover your world?
insights and clear truths. Are you prepared to look deep into yourself and rediscover your world?
