Relationship InTAROTgation

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(Not your fluffy "soulmate" reading.)


You want truth serum for your love life—so let’s dissect the unspoken, the hidden, and the brutally real between you two.


WHAT WE’LL UNCOVER:
✔ Their actual intentions (not the Instagram version)
✔ The 3rd, 4th, or 5th wheels in your dynamic (yes, we’ll name names)
✔ Their secret script for your future (spoiler: it may not include you)
✔ Your own blind spots (where hope bleeds into denial)


HOW IT WORKS:
I’ll use:
  • The "House of Relationship Spread" (sniffs out lies of omission)
  • The "Other People’s Energy" position (because ghosts don’t need beds)
  • A custom "Future Fuckery" pull (their true plans vs. yours)




     
"I don’t predict—I expose. Then you decide if it’s worth the fight or time to torch it."


WHO THIS IS FOR:
  • The "I feel crazy" brigade (is it gaslighting or gut truth?)
  • The "Why does this hurt so good?" addicts
  • The "I need to see it to believe it" realists




     
$75 | 45-minute deep dive
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(Not your fluffy "soulmate" reading.)


You want truth serum for your love life—so let’s dissect the unspoken, the hidden, and the brutally real between you two.


WHAT WE’LL UNCOVER:
✔ Their actual intentions (not the Instagram version)
✔ The 3rd, 4th, or 5th wheels in your dynamic (yes, we’ll name names)
✔ Their secret script for your future (spoiler: it may not include you)
✔ Your own blind spots (where hope bleeds into denial)


HOW IT WORKS:
I’ll use: The "House of Relationship Spread" (sniffs out lies of omission) The "Other People’s Energy" position (because ghosts don’t need beds) A custom "Future Fuckery" pull (their true plans vs. yours)




"I don’t predict—I expose. Then you decide if it’s worth the fight or time to torch it."